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08.06.2025 07:51
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
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No go.
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
When a narcissist mad at their new supply, do they take it out on the old supply?
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Why do people stay in cults after they have joined?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
What are the psychological reasons behind an extreme obsession with another human being?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Are evolutionists giving evolution a bad name by claiming humans started off as shrews?